It's the most wonderful time of the year! New Year's Eve might be a garbage holiday, but at least we have Syfy's Twilight Zone marathon to console us. Below, a list of when you can watch each episode during this year's festivities. And for all you cordcutters, we've added links to Netflix (and Hulu for season 4) for each episode.
Wednesday, December 31st
All times are Eastern.
8:00 AM: The Old Man In The Cave
The one where people in a post-apocalyptic world worship an unseen man in a cave, which you shouldn't read anything into at all. [Netflix]
8:30 AM: Caesar and Me
The one where a loser ventriloquist has to fight against his manipulative dummy who always seems to be sabotaging him. [Netflix]
9:00 AM: The Last Flight
The one where a WWI British pilot lands in the future which is our past if you really think about it. [Netflix]
9:30 AM: The Little People
The one where two astronauts land on a planet of tiny people and one astronaut decides to rule them as a god which goes about as well as you'd expect. [Netflix]
10:00 AM: Third From The Sun
The one where nuclear destruction is going to wipe out the earth so two people plot to steal a spaceship. [Netflix]
10:30 AM: Long Live Walter Jameson
The one where a history professor is immortal which must be super weird tenure-wise. [Netflix]
11:00 AM: A Piano in the House
The one where a theater critic buys a player piano and the theater critic has a creepy beard so you can tell he's a bad dude. [Netflix]
11:30 AM: Perchance to Dream
The one where a man can't go to sleep for fear of dying which would be pretty awful because you can die from not sleeping so he doesn't really have many options. [Netflix]
12:00 PM: A Most Unusual Camera
The one where some crooks get ahold of a camera that can see the future. [Netflix]
12:30 PM: The Arrival
The one where a plane lands at an airport without any pilots, passengers or crew. [Netflix]
1:00 PM: A Thing About Machines
The one where a man who hates technology finds he probably has good reason to fear it. [Netflix]
1:30 PM: And When The Sky Was Opened
The one where three astronauts blast into space in an experimental rocketship but their return timelines are all mixed up. [Netflix]
2:00 PM: I Shot An Arrow Into The Air
The one where astronauts crash land and go at each other's throats. [Netflix]
2:30 PM: Nick of Time
The one where Captain Kirk and his new bride play a fortune-telling machine at a diner and get spooked. [Netflix]
3:00 PM: Night of the Meek
The one where a drunk department store Santa is just trying to spread some Christmas joy but the voice of Piglet is always spoiling his fun. [Netflix]
3:30 PM: Number Twelve Looks Just Like You
The one where "old" people take new bodies in the a utopian future where nobody ever gets old which sounds awesome because in reality we'll all be dead really soon. [Netflix]
4:00 PM: What's In The Box
The one where a guy cheating on his wife starts to see weird visions on his TV set. [Netflix]
4:30 PM: Walking Distance
The one where a man accidentally travels into the past and talks with himself as a young kid. [Netflix]
5:00 PM: A Hundred Yards Over The Rim
The one where a man from olden times leaves his wagon train to go find help for his son but he slips into the future and what he finds is that future people aren't so bad after all. [Netflix]
5:30 PM: People Are Alike All Over
The one where a man crash-lands on Mars and discovers a strange race of people. [Netflix]
6:00 PM: Probe 7 Over and Out
The one where a man stranded on a distant planet meets a stranded woman from a different planet. [Netflix]
6:30 PM : Stopover In A Quiet Town
The one where a couple wake up in a strange town and try to figure out what they did last night after partying too hard. [Netflix]
7:00 PM: A Game of Pool
The one where a guy plays pool against a ghost to prove that he really is the best of all time but even if he wins he'll have to say that he beat a ghost which is a hard thing to prove when you think about it. [Netflix]
7:30 PM: The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street
The one where everybody turns on each other when mysterious things happen and it's probably aliens or communists or something. [Netflix]
8:00 PM: The Dummy
The one where a ventriloquist thinks his dummy is alive which seems to be a recurring theme in the Twilight Zone. [Netflix]
8:30 PM: The Invaders
The one where a rural woman pwns some alien invaders that definitely aren't from Earth. [Netflix]
9:00 PM: To Serve Man
The one where an alien race lands on Earth to help humans out and nothing else happens and everybody lives happily ever after. [Netflix]
9:30 PM: Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
The one where Captain Kirk starts seeing something on the wing of a plane that's probably just a teddy bear that's come to life oh god why is he shooting at it oh god why. [Netflix]
10:00 PM: A Stop At Willoughby
The one where a big city business man falls asleep during his commute and dreams of a small town community of the past, then gets a chance to go there if he wants. [Netflix]
10:30 PM: The Hitch-hiker
The one where a woman keeps seeing the same hitch-hiker over and over again. [Netflix]
11:00 PM: Dead Man's Shoes
The one where a homeless guy takes the shoes off a dead gangster and becomes him. [Netflix]
11:30 PM: Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up
The one where some local cops try to find out which stranded bus passenger is actually a Martian. [Netflix]
Thursday, January 1st
12:00 AM: The Midnight Sun
The one where the sun never sets and the heat is unbelievably oppressive but there's a twist and I bet you can't guess what it is. [Netflix]
12:30 AM: The Obsolete Man
The one where a librarian in a futuristic totalitarian dystopia goes on trial. [Netflix]
1:00 AM: The After Hours
The one where a woman tries to return something to a department store but discovers a floor where the mannequins are creepier than usual. [Netflix]
1:30 AM: Night Call
The one where a woman keeps getting mysterious calls. [Netflix]
2:00 AM: The Lonely
The one where a prisoner living on an asteroid falls in love with a robot woman. [Netflix]
2:30 AM: King Nine Will Not Return
The one where a downed pilot in WWI has to find out what happened to the rest of his crew. [Netflix]
3:00 AM: The Hunt
The one where a hunter comes back from a hunt and nobody can see or hear him because he's probably dead, which is unfortunate because he'd really prefer to be alive. [Netflix]
3:30 AM: Mr. Denton On Doomsday
The one where a drunk gets a little help from magic medicine in an Old West town. [Netflix]
4:00 AM: Uncle Simon
The one where a woman has to take care of her uncle's robot after his death. [Netflix]
4:30 AM: Two
The one where the entire world has destroyed itself and just two people from opposing factions remain and everybody learns that war isn't good. [Netflix]
6:00 AM: I Dream of Genie
The one where a man discovers a genie in a bottle which always turns out well for the protagonist. [Hulu]
7:00 AM: Jess-belle
The one where a woman turns to witchcraft to help win the love of her life. [Hulu]
8:00 AM: The Purple Testament
The one where an American lieutenant in WWII develops the ability to see when his men will die. [Netflix]
8:30 AM: Mr Bevis
The one where a man gets some help from his guardian angel. [Netflix]
9:00 AM: The Rip Van Winkle Caper
The one where criminals steal a bunch of gold and then put themselves in suspended animation so that they can spend their gold in the future and give it to Ron Paul 2012. [Netflix]
9:30 AM: Ring-a-ding Girl
The one where a movie star is getting warnings from her ring. [Netflix]
10:00 AM: Little Girl Lost
The one where a man's daughter goes missing but he can hear her cries for help. [Netflix]
10:30 AM: Hocus Pocus and Frisby
The one where a man who lies a lot gets abducted by aliens. [Netflix]
11:00 AM: Escape Clause
The one where a man sells his soul to the devil in exchange for an incredibly long life which will not backfire on him at all. [Netflix]
11:30 AM: The Prime Mover
The one where a compulsive gambler goes gambling with a friend who can change things with his mind. [Netflix]
12:00 PM: Mr. Dingle, The Strong
The one where a guy who's always getting picked on gains super-human strength because a two-headed alien wants to experiment with Earthlings. [Netflix]
12:30 PM: One for the Angels
The one where a traveling salesman makes a deal with Death to live just a little bit longer. [Netflix]
1:00 PM: The Silence
The one where a really chatty guy takes a bet that he can refrain from talking for a full year which doesn't backfire at all. [Netflix]
1:30 PM: The Sixteen-millimeter Shrine
The one that's basically a rip-off of Sunset Boulevard but still not a bad little episode. [Netflix]
2:00 PM: Death's Head Revisited
The one where a Nazi piece of shit finds himself back at the concentration camps on trial. [Netflix]
2:30 PM: It's a Good Life
The one where children are again shown to be history's greatest monsters. [Netflix]
3:00 PM: A Nice Place to Visit
The one were a cop-killer gets everything he could wish for from a mysterious guy who's definitely not Satan. [Netflix]
3:30 PM: A Penny For Your Thoughts
The one where a man can read people's minds and learns that literally everybody is terrible. [Netflix]
4:00 PM: Black Leather Jackets
The one where a motorcycle gang of maybe-aliens invade a small town. [Netflix]
4:30 PM: Five Characters In Search of An Exit
The one that clearly inspired Saw but without all the super gross stuff, but it does have a creepy clown so there's that. [Netflix]
5:00 PM: The Odyssey of Flight 33
The one where a commercial plane travels back in time and there's dinosaurs and stuff. [Netflix]
5:30 PM: The 7th Is Made Up of Phantoms
The one where soldiers travel back in time to Little Big Horn. [Netflix]
6:00 PM: A Kind of Stopwatch
The one where a man has a watch that can stop time. [Netflix]
6:30 PM: The Bewitchin' Pool
The one where two kids can access a magical land through a portal in the bottom of their swimming pool. [Netflix]
7:00PM: Kick the Can
The one where an old man thinks he's discovered the secret of youth through an old game but I forget the name of the game exactly. [Netflix]
7:30 PM: The Masks
The one where greedy people must wear ugly masks for a night to claim their inheritance. [Netflix]
8:00 PM: I Sing The Body Electric
The one where a robot grandmother is written by Ray Bradbury. [Netflix]
8:30 PM: Living Doll
The one where a father goes to war with his daughter's doll. [Netflix]
9:00 PM: Time Enough At Last
The one where a book nerd survives a nuclear apocalypse only to get bullied by God, who hates people that are near-sighted apparently. [Netflix]
9:30 PM: Where is Everybody
The one where a test pilot doesn't remember where he is and has no idea why the town he's wandering is vacant. [Netflix]
10:00 PM: The Howling Man
The one where there's this dude that howls to be let out of his prison cell but you probably shouldn't let him out of his prison cell. [Netflix]
10:30 PM: Eye of the Beholder
The one where beautiful people learn that they're super ugly or something. [Netflix]
11:00 PM: The Shelter
The one where a dude builds a nuclear fallout shelter and his neighbors make fun of him but then of course they all want to use it because shit's about to go down. [Netflix]
11:30 PM: I Am The Night — Color Me Black
The one where the sun won't rise on a town with an execution that's scheduled for dawn. [Netflix]
Friday, January 2nd
12:00 AM: Long Distance Call
The one where a young boy can talk to his dead grandma through a toy phone. [Netflix]
12:30 AM: Judgment Night
The one where a man finds himself on a ship in 1942 and doesn't know how he got there. [Netflix]
1:00 AM: Nightmare As A Child
The one where a creepy little girl reminds a young woman about her mother. [Netflix]
1:30 AM: The Grave
The one where an old lawman visits a grave of an old baddie but really wishes he hadn't. [Netflix]
2:00 AM: The Four of Us Are Dying
The one where a guy can change his face at will and uses his powers to mess with people. [Netflix]
2:30 AM: A World of His Own
The one where a writer can alter reality through his dictation machine. [Netflix]
3:00 AM: In Praise of Pip
The one where a bookie tries to make amends to his son. [Netflix]
3:30 AM: The Fever
The one where a gambler becomes obsessed with a particular slot machine. [Netflix]
4:00 AM: The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank
The one where a man wakes up at his own funeral which is super confusing because everybody thought he was dead. [Netflix]
4:30 AM: What You Need
The one where a con-man tries to pull one over on a kindly psychic salesman. [Netflix]
5:00 AM The New Exhibit
The one where a guy asks to keep the wax figures of serial killers from a wax museum that's closing. [Hulu]
from Gizmodo http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/the-complete-twilight-zone-marathon-schedule-links-f-1676463381
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